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Every now and then I come across something so funny that even when rereading it I can't stop laughing. To achieve this stature the thing in question has to be craftily constructed and brilliantly executed--and that's exactly what the story I'm about to share with you does.

To be fair, I found this on stumbleupon and to be fairer it's originally from the beloved 4chan.

Enjoy

Cheers,
Touch

There's nothing good on t.v.

Damn.

~Great Chairman Meow

Sun's out.

;-;

-Nero Thanes

Fuck you, paper.

Mark my words, you will get written...

After I eat cereal.

:T





I am fucked.

-Nero Thanes