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Every now and then I come across something so funny that even when rereading it I can't stop laughing. To achieve this stature the thing in question has to be craftily constructed and brilliantly executed--and that's exactly what the story I'm about to share with you does.

To be fair, I found this on stumbleupon and to be fairer it's originally from the beloved 4chan.

Enjoy

Cheers,
Touch

Insomnia

So whenever I stay up too late I start to get a bit loopy, but to prove my dedication to posting something here I am.

I few days ago I found this article that some of you gents might find hilulzy and you gals may find offensive--but hey! It's science and Psychology Today, not me.
                                         ^^^^^^^^^^
                                         Link up there

Hu-zah!

Cheers,
Touch

HELLO COMRADES.

We shall not abandon you.

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

The Brothers Mario

According to YouTube a couple million people have already seen this. Chances are though that at least someone that's following this blog, hasn't. So here's a rather ingenious video made using something that reminds me of The Sims.

Hope you enjoy.

Cheers,

Touch

Guess who's back, back again!

I don't know how many of your followed this because you genuinely found it interesting or if everyone just did it to get bumped, but I've committed to keeping "For the Motherland" alive for the sake of those that did care!

Here's a funny picture.

And even if nobody did, too bad, I'll be spamming your feed with my rantings.

Cheers!
Touch

Music: Crass - Big A, little a

I'm going to start this post by making a broad assumption: a lot of songs today don't make a whole lot of sense. Yes they (usually) speak proper English but even then they either Kurt Cobain it and you can't understand what they're saying or it's so autotuned out that they could be coughing and it'd sound like God Himself was crying tears of music.

With this you too can sound like a robot.

This post isn't about one of those synthesized animal screams; this song is about, in my opinion, one of the most meaningful songs ever written by one of the best bands ever to compose. If you're not familiar with the song already, it's "Big A, little a" by the amazing anarcho-punk band, Crass. To abridge a lengthy subrant, anarcho-punk is punk rock that usually sounds like UK 82 or Oi!, but can really sound like anything since no laws govern what anarcho-punk sounds like (get it? It's "anarchy"!).

Crass is also the band that created this. 

Elaborating on the song, "Big A, little a" is about just being yourself and not listening to what government, religion, or anyone else tells you what to be or do. I implore you not only enjoy some good anarcho-punk, but also to read the lyrics while you listen, especially if you're not good at picking out words in songs (personally, I'm not) because the message is really worth paying attention to.






Cheers,
Touch
(edited by Feel)

Stumble Findings: Ice Meteorite Found with Extraterrestrial Life

First off, I have to say that this discovery is HUGE. It doesn't matter if you don't like science and don't keep up with the going-ons of discovery, you should take a little time out of your day to ponder the gravity of this milestone in human history.

One of my favorite paintings.

From the time our ancestors first stopped crapping in their hands and began philosophizing over our place in the cosmos, we have only been able to speculate at the possibility that we are not alone. Until now, "proof" of other life has existed only within the confines of dark, lonely, basements full of empty pizza boxes, energy drink cans, and grotesque excuses for human beings---but without any actual scientific backing.

All you naysayers that insist we are the only life in the universe: fuck you.