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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Stumble Findings: Ice Meteorite Found with Extraterrestrial Life

First off, I have to say that this discovery is HUGE. It doesn't matter if you don't like science and don't keep up with the going-ons of discovery, you should take a little time out of your day to ponder the gravity of this milestone in human history.
One of my favorite paintings.
From the time our ancestors first stopped crapping in their hands and began philosophizing over our place in the cosmos, we have only been able to speculate at the possibility that we are not alone. Until now, "proof" of other life has existed only within the confines of dark, lonely, basements full of empty pizza boxes, energy drink cans, and grotesque excuses for human beings---but without any actual scientific backing.

All you naysayers that insist we are the only life in the universe: fuck you.

6 comments:

  1. about god damn time, maybe now those religious nutbars can give it a rest.

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  2. Well yeah, that will be huge, but we still have to wait (the 30th?). This would not be the first time someone has made a grand claim only to not stand up to the challenges of such a presentation.

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  3. I am doubtful of these findings, but not doubtful that other life exists.

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  4. Dude, some good stuff right there !! I wish we could party some time since you seem to be really down !!

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  5. That sounds like a plan Frank! I love your taste in music.

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